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Announcing The Sugar Beet, Mormonism's Onion
FAIRBANKS, ALASKA -- In the enterprising and self-sacrificing spirit
of the Mormon pioneers, a crack group of Mormon journalists has
banded together to bring you the latest and most relevant Mormon
news. If it was gossiped about in Relief Society, if it caused
muffled snickers in the deacons quorum, if the high priests mumbled
about it in their sleep, you'll see it in The Sugar Beet first.
Current articles at The Sugar Beet include:
Provo Temple Liftoff Successful
Local Weatherman Casts Out "Evil Inversion Spirits"
Utahn Sees All Olympic Outcomes as Signs That God Favors Mormons
Area Man Hospitalized after Trying to Hie to Kolob
Area Stream Requests Charitable Donations
Empty Temple Bag Stolen from Atop Temple Locker
New Caffeine Patch Announced
Primary President Announces "Light the Fire Within" Theme
Olympic Organizers Want Angel Moroni to Carry Torch
Go to www.thesugarbeet.com to be a partaker in this new dispensation
of Mormon news. And don't forget to share the good tidings with your
friends and neighbors. They'll thank you for it someday.
The Sugar Beet: Mormon Matter Uncorrelated
A Twice-Monthly Web Publication
Source:
Announcing The Sugar Beet, Mormonism's Onion
Sugar Beet News Release 16Feb02 A2
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